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Shaggy has a foolproof plan for defeating ISIS... It's the Dredge

Yes, that Shaggy. Plus all of the day’s celebrity dirt, in here.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom.

Shaggy has just the plan to stop ISIS. No, really. He does.

The It Wasn’t Me rapper reckons that the terrorist group would become a whole lot less violent if they just listened to Shaggy music. BUT OF COURSE!

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“Music evokes emotion,” he told the Miami New Times. “So if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off.”

There are two things you want to do when you listen to reggae: You get somebody pregnant, or you’re f**king high. They need to bag some Jamaican weed and distribute it amongst ISIS. I guarantee there won’t be any more wars out there.

It really is that simple.

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Martin Lawrence is not over yet! (That’s Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence’s amazing couple name, for the uninitiated.)

Though the pair were said to be donezo, they were spotted together over the July 4 weekend “walking arm-in-arm” through Central Park. Plus, there’s this:

Love is not dead. (JustJared)

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner put on a united front to holiday in the Bahamas with their three kids. The couple announced they were splitting up last week after ten years of marriage.

People reports that they have decided to co-parent their children, and will still live together on their estate in California.

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

  • Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disck broke up, and people are REALLY sad. (DailyEdge.ie)
  • Caitlyn Jenner discovered she had the exact same dress as her ex-wife Kris in her own wardrobe, and wasn’t happy. (Mail Online)
  • America is now just as obsessed with Aidan Turner as we are over here. Look. (Jezebel)
  • Bill Cosby admitted to drugging and raping at least one woman. (TheJournal.ie)
  • Cara Delevingne wishes all men could dance like the boys in Magic Mike. Cara Delevingne is right.

Yesterday’s Dredge: Has Ed Sheeran started dating Louise from Fade Street?>

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Valerie Loftus
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